You ever spot someone in a suit eating fast food and just know they’re about to leave a one-star Yelp review?
This Two and a Half Men scene gives us peak “I’m too important for this place” energy, as this silver-haired stranger stares at his phone like it owes him money, completely ignoring the meal he probably complained about when it arrived 60 seconds late.
Wrapped burger? Untouched. Fries? Neglected. Drink? Straw aggressively stabbed through the lid like it insulted his stock portfolio.
You just know this guy is the type to say:
“I said light mayo. This tastes like a mayonnaise festival.”
He’s got that quiet, corporate rage brewing—the kind of guy who’d raise his hand for the manager because the ketchup packets weren’t Heinz.
This isn’t just a customer.
This is a walking HR complaint with a tie knot so tight it’s cutting off his ability to show basic human decency.
The food didn’t stand a chance. The employees definitely didn’t.