Imagine this: John chilling on Patmos, getting epic visions for the Book of Revelation… but instead of scrolls and quills, he’s got an iPhone in his hand. How would the apocalypse have gone down with a bit of tech?
Instant Updates, No Waiting Around
Forget waiting ages to write everything by hand or send messages by messenger pigeons. John would have been live-streaming those wild visions straight to Instagram or TikTok. #EndTimesVibes
The Seven Seals? More Like Seven Notifications
Instead of dramatic scrolls, John’s phone would be blowing up with alerts — “Seal 1 opened,” “Seal 2 opened,” all with emojis and maybe even a few dramatic reaction GIFs.
Angels, Dragons, And Demons — Filtered Like A Pro
Need to show a fiery dragon or a mysterious angel? John’s got AR filters ready. Revelation would have looked like a fantasy movie trailer with special effects that’d blow your mind.
The Final Judgment Goes Digital
Instead of sermons, imagine a global push notification: “Judgment Day starting now — check your fate on the app.” Heaven and hell, swiped left or right?
Would It Have Changed History?
Tech or no tech, the message stays powerful. But one thing’s for sure: with an iPhone, John’s Revelation would’ve been the viral blockbuster of the ancient world.
Ready To See What That’d Look Like?
If you want, I can help craft some hilarious mock social posts or memes imagining John’s iPhone apocalypse updates!