In what might be the most unexpected resurrection since Lazarus, Jesus – yes, that Jesus – has reportedly brought a literal dead sheep back to life, and people online are absolutely losing it.
The miracle went down in a dusty hillside somewhere in the Middle East (because of course it did), where a crowd had gathered after a local shepherd started yelling about one of his sheep collapsing mid-graze. Witnesses say the poor thing went down like a sack of potatoes and stopped moving altogether. Dead. Gone. Fluffy no more.
But then, in what can only be described as the most divine CPR session in history, Jesus stepped in. No med kit. No drama. Just knelt beside the lifeless lamb, whispered something no one could quite catch, and boom — the sheep twitched, bleated, and stood right back up like nothing happened.
One onlooker captured the moment on a grainy phone video (shaky hands, to be fair), and since hitting TikTok, it’s racked up over 47 million views, with commenters calling it “the realest comeback of 2025” and “proof the shepherd is still watching.”
Another person wrote:
“This man just dropped a New Testament DLC and I wasn’t ready.”
The resurrected sheep, now nicknamed “Lambjamin,” is reportedly doing well and grazing like a champ. Local shepherds say they’ve never seen anything like it — though one did mutter something about “him doing weird stuff with loaves and fishes last week.”
While skeptics are busy arguing whether the sheep was actually dead or just “vibing on low battery,” others are already planning pilgrimages to the pasture. Someone’s even started selling “Lamb of God 2.0” T-shirts, and to be honest, we kinda want one.
Whether you believe in miracles or not, one thing’s clear: Jesus just put Dr. Dolittle out of a job.