This Is How Real Friendships Sound In The DMs

lex:
Broooo you alive?? 👀
Haven’t heard from you in like 47 years lol

Jade:
LMAO I’m alive… barely
Work’s been eating me whole 😩
You?

Alex:
Same 😭 I’m at that point where coffee is a personality trait
Also I almost fought my printer today, so there’s that

Jade:
Omg not the printer 😂😂
Modern problems require ancient rage

Alex:
EXACTLY.
Anyway, we need to hang out soon.
I miss being chaotic in public with you.

Jade:
Say less. I’m free Friday night.
Wanna do food + walk + bad decisions?

Alex:
That’s literally my love language.
Let’s gooo 🔥