Mom:
Did you eat today?
Son:
Yeah ma, I had pizza.
Mom:
Pizza is not a meal. That’s a snack pretending to be dinner.
You need real food. Like rice. And vegetables. And something that had a heartbeat.
Son:
😂 Not you dragging my pizza.
Okay fine, I’ll cook something tomorrow.
Mom:
You say that and I still see Uber Eats charges. 👀
Also, drink water. Not soda. Water.
Son:
How do you know everything?? Are you secretly the FBI?
Mom:
I’m your mother. I am the FBI.
Also, your laundry is still here. You’re not escaping it.
Son:
Bro I literally left it two days ago 😭
Give me a break
Mom:
I gave you life. No more breaks.
Son:
Okay you win 😂
Love you, Mom
Mom:
Love you more. Now go eat something green.
