Woman (staring at him, annoyed):
“Hey! You can’t record my building.”
Man (surprised, lowering his phone slightly):
“What? I’m just filming the architecture. It’s a public space.”
Woman (crossing her arms, standing her ground):
“Doesn’t matter. My law says you can’t record it.”
Man (laughing lightly, confused):
“Your law? I’m pretty sure you don’t get to make the rules about public filming, especially of a public building.”
Woman (getting serious):
“I do. It’s a private property, and I’m the owner. You can’t record it without permission.”
Man (raising an eyebrow):
“You’re the owner of the building?”
Woman (gesturing at the building with a smug look):
“Yep. And it’s my law.”
Man (smiling, skeptical):
“Alright, well, you’ve got quite the law there. Mind if I look it up? I’m pretty sure public buildings are fair game for photos and video.”
Woman (pointing to his phone):
“I’m serious. You’re trespassing. It’s my law, and you’re violating it.”
Man (chuckling, shaking his head):
“I’m not violating anything. But okay, if it makes you feel better, I’ll stop filming the ‘private property’ that’s literally in a public space. Happy?”
[The woman stands there for a moment, still giving him a hard look. The man raises his phone as if to continue recording the building, but he’s clearly amused by the absurdity.]
Man (mocking her seriousness):
“You know, I think your law might need a little work.”
