Kelly:
Okay—so first of all, you do not age. What is the secret? Are you drinking moon water or what?
Sandra (laughing):
It’s just… lighting, Spanx, and denial, Kelly. Heavy denial.
Kelly:
Honestly, that sounds like my skincare routine.
Sandra:
You add wine and Netflix, and we’re the same person.
Kelly:
Okay, but seriously—how are you doing? You’ve been kind of low-key lately. What’s new?
Sandra:
I’ve been momming hard, cleaning Legos out of weird places, and trying to keep a plant alive. It’s humbling.
Kelly (laughs):
I killed a cactus once, so I feel seen.
Sandra:
Right? You think, “I can manage Hollywood,” and then a succulent says, “No you can’t.”
[The audience laughs. Kelly leans in.]
Kelly:
Well, we’re glad you’re back and hilarious as ever. Don’t go disappearing on us again!
Sandra:
Only if you promise to release another breakup anthem. We need those.
Kelly:
Deal!
