Sandra:
Oh my God… look at that hair! What was I thinking? Was humidity my stylist?
Host (laughing):
You were hilarious though! This scene had the whole crew dying.
Sandra (pointing at the screen):
Okay, but pause—pause! Did you see that fall? That was accidental and still Oscar-worthy. I don’t care what anyone says…
(leans back dramatically)
…I am the funniest person alive.
Host (laughing):
You’re not even being ironic right now.
Sandra (grinning):
Not even a little. Like, why don’t I have my own comedy shrine somewhere? Someone build me a statue mid-eyeroll.
Host:
We’ll get the blueprints ready. “Sandra Bullock: Queen of Chaos and Comedy.”
Sandra:
Put that on my gravestone.
