[Scene: A cozy, late-night talk show set. Sandra Bullock is sitting across from the host, sipping from a mug, legs crossed, wearing a sharp blazer and a mischievous grin.]
Host:
Sandra, you’ve done action, drama, comedy… even some bold scenes. Ever felt pressure to be sexy on screen?
Sandra (without missing a beat):
I don’t do naked for sexy. I do naked for funny.
[Audience laughs. Host leans in.]
Sandra (grinning):
If I’m taking off clothes, something hilarious is about to happen. Someone’s slipping, falling, tripping over a dog… it’s never about being hot.
Host:
So, no steamy slow-motion scenes?
Sandra:
Oh no — I’ll be the one running into a glass door mid-strip. That’s my vibe.
[Audience erupts. Sandra shrugs and raises her eyebrows.]
Sandra:
If you’re gonna be vulnerable, might as well make ‘em laugh while you’re at it.
