[Scene: A talk show set with fun props. Sandra Bullock is seated next to the interviewer, grinning as she’s handed a glowing blue lightsaber.]
Interviewer (handing it over):
So, Sandra… ever consider joining the Star Wars universe?
Sandra (grabbing the lightsaber, immediately activating it with a dramatic VWOOM):
I was born ready. I don’t need a role. I am the role.
[She stands up, twirls the saber awkwardly like a mix between a Jedi and someone trying to swat a fly.]
Sandra:
This is the only sword I trust myself with. No sharp edges, no lawsuits.
Interviewer (laughing):
You look like you’re about to duel someone in the parking lot over spilled coffee.
Sandra:
Plot twist — I’m fighting for the last muffin at craft services. No one stands a chance.
[Audience bursts out laughing as she strikes a pose, humming the Star Wars theme off-key.]
Sandra:
May the snacks be with you.
[Lightsaber still humming as she casually sits back down like nothing happened.]
