[INT. CHARLIE’S BEACH HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – DAY]
Charlie is lounging on the couch with a drink. Alan rushes in, looking frantic.
ALAN:
Charlie! You won’t believe this—I have a new roommate moving in!
CHARLIE:
Another one? How many roommates does one guy need?
ALAN:
Well, this one’s special. He’s a yoga instructor, super chill, and he said he’s “spiritually aligned.”
CHARLIE:
Great, just what this place needs—more chanting and weird incense.
Jake walks in eating a sandwich.
JAKE:
Does the new roommate have snacks? Because I’m kind of hungry.
[INT. BEACH HOUSE – LATER]
The new roommate, Todd, arrives. He’s wearing yoga pants and a headband, carrying a yoga mat.
TODD:
Hey guys! Namaste. Looking forward to some positive vibes.
CHARLIE (muttering):
Positive vibes? More like negative impact.
ALAN:
Todd’s going to help me find my zen.
Charlie raises an eyebrow.
[INT. LIVING ROOM – EVENING]
Charlie is trying to watch TV. Todd is leading Alan in a complicated yoga pose.
CHARLIE:
Alan, you sure you want to do this? You look like a pretzel.
ALAN (strained):
It’s called “The Lizard.” Just wait till you see my chakras.
Jake sneaks up and taps Charlie on the shoulder.
JAKE:
Dude, Alan’s about to fall.
Alan falls with a loud thud.
TAG SCENE – [KITCHEN – NEXT DAY]
Todd is making green smoothies. Charlie is looking at a burger menu.
CHARLIE:
So, how long until Todd’s “spiritual alignment” wears off?
ALAN:
I’m starting to think it won’t. But maybe that’s not a bad thing.
JAKE:
Can I have a smoothie? It looks gross but maybe it’s cool.
