In today’s edition of “Wait, what just happened?”, Jesus has once again broken the laws of nature — this time by bringing a completely dead tree back to life. And yes, the internet is officially obsessed.
The miracle allegedly took place in a dry, cracked patch of land somewhere outside Jerusalem, where a weathered olive tree had clearly seen better centuries. Bark peeling, branches brittle, leaves long gone — this thing looked like it had given up in the BCE era.
But then Jesus rolled up, calm as ever, walked right over to the tree, and simply touched its trunk. That’s when things got biblical real fast.
According to stunned onlookers, green started crawling up the branches like nature was hitting rewind. Leaves literally bloomed out of nowhere. The air smelled like fresh spring, and someone in the crowd straight-up passed out. A guy named Bartholomew reportedly started crying and yelling, “Photosynthesize, King!”
The whole moment was caught on camera by a tourist filming what she thought was “just a dusty tree” — now the video has over 82 million views on Instagram and TikTok combined. People are calling it “Avatar-level magic”, “Jesus with the OG green thumb,” and “the most iconic reforestation moment since Groot.”
One user commented:
“Mother Nature just gave Him editing rights and He did not disappoint.”
Environmentalists are now calling Jesus “The Messiah of Climate Action,” and honestly? Fair enough. If He’s out here reviving dead trees like it’s nothing, we might be witnessing the most sustainable miracle in history.
There’s already talk of a global tour. Some are even begging Him to visit the Amazon rainforest next. Someone else asked if He could “try this on my indoor fiddle leaf fig,” which — honestly — same.
In a world feeling more scorched than ever, this tree glow-up is the hope boost we didn’t know we needed.