Well, this might be the most unhinged-yet-iconic Hollywood moment of the decade.
In a recent interview that absolutely no one saw coming, Sandra Bullock casually dropped the bombshell that she once had to kiss Meryl Streep — and let’s just say, it wasn’t exactly Oscar-winning chemistry.
According to Sandra, the kiss happened during a shoot that required “a little more lip action than Meryl was emotionally prepared for.” And while the scene wrapped, the emotional aftermath clearly didn’t.
A few days later, Sandra says she received a bouquet of flowers from Meryl, which sounds sweet until you hear what the card said. Allegedly, it read:
“Die. With love, Meryl.”
Yes. You read that right.
Sandra, ever the chaotic queen, didn’t miss a beat. Her response?
“I was still gonna kill her with my kisses.”
People online are screaming. The moment quickly went viral, with TikTok edits already pairing it with romantic violin music and chaotic fan art of the two actresses in a passionate movie trailer called “Death By Lip.”
Twitter (well, X now) exploded:
“Sandra Bullock threatening to kiss Meryl Streep to death is the energy I’m carrying into summer.”
“That’s not a feud. That’s foreplay.”
Others are already begging for a romcom — or possibly an action-thriller — starring the two legends. One user wrote:
“Plot: Two assassins fall in love but express it entirely through passive-aggressive floral arrangements and aggressively affectionate kisses.”
No word yet from Meryl’s reps, but given the legendary actress’s history of being iconic without even trying, we wouldn’t be surprised if she’s already plotting her next floral takedown.
Whether it was love, war, or just very weird method acting, one thing’s clear: Hollywood needs more of this chaotic lesbian energy.