Charlie Gives Alan Job Advice. What Could Go Wrong?
Charlie is on the couch in a robe, sipping coffee. Alan rushes in wearing a slightly-too-tight suit and carrying a stack of résumés. ALAN:Charlie! Today’s the day. Big job interview.…
Temperature Tantrums: Why the Harper Brothers Can’t Chill
Charlie walks downstairs in silk boxers and sunglasses. He shivers and pulls his robe tighter. CHARLIE:Why does it feel like Elsa from Frozen exploded in here? Alan walks in bundled…
San Diego plane crash victims identified including drummer Daniel Williams and Sum 41 agent Dave Shapiro
Six people are believed to have been onboard the plane that crashed in San Diego on Thursday Two people onboard the small plane that crashed into a San Diego neighbourhood…
Jake’s Lazy Gold Medal and Other Harper Family Truths
Charlie: Hey Alan, if being annoying was an Olympic sport, you’d have more gold than Michael Phelps.Alan: That’s rich coming from the guy who’s been unemployed longer than you’ve been…
Date Night Disaster: Fire, Flirting, and Family Drama
Charlie is sitting confidently at a table, dressed sharp, sipping a glass of whiskey. Across from him is Vanessa, a stunning woman laughing at one of his jokes. Alan nervously…
When Your Family Takes Over Your Bed… Chaos Ensues
Charlie is stretched out in his king-size bed, looking relaxed. Alan enters, holding a prescription bottle and a cup of coffee. ALAN:Morning, Charlie. I think you slept in my side…
Charlie’s Bar Night Turns Into a Disaster… And Jake Loses His Phone!
Charlie sits at the bar, effortlessly charming a woman across from him. Alan walks in, nervously clutching a paper bag. ALAN:Charlie, why do you always drag me to this place?…
Alan’s Hypochondria Sends Him to the Hospital — Chaos Ensues!
COLD OPEN – Alan is pacing nervously, clutching a clipboard of forms. Charlie lounges in a chair, flipping through a magazine titled “Modern Nurses.” Jake is eating vending machine Cheetos.…
Old Flames, Young Crashes
COLD OPEN – Jake is sitting on the couch, texting and grinning. Alan walks in with a stack of unpaid bills. ALAN:Jake, homework first — then texting your little… Fortnite…
A Life Coach Tried to Fix Alan… Even He Couldn’t Do It
Charlie is sipping coffee in his silk robe. Jake is eating cereal straight from the box. Alan walks in, way too enthusiastic. ALAN:Morning, family! Big news! CHARLIE:Let me guess. You…