Jake’s Lazy Gold Medal and Other Harper Family Truths
Charlie: Hey Alan, if being annoying was an Olympic sport, you’d have more gold than Michael Phelps.Alan: That’s rich coming from the guy who’s been unemployed longer than you’ve been…
Date Night Disaster: Fire, Flirting, and Family Drama
Charlie is sitting confidently at a table, dressed sharp, sipping a glass of whiskey. Across from him is Vanessa, a stunning woman laughing at one of his jokes. Alan nervously…
When Your Family Takes Over Your Bed… Chaos Ensues
Charlie is stretched out in his king-size bed, looking relaxed. Alan enters, holding a prescription bottle and a cup of coffee. ALAN:Morning, Charlie. I think you slept in my side…
Charlie’s Bar Night Turns Into a Disaster… And Jake Loses His Phone!
Charlie sits at the bar, effortlessly charming a woman across from him. Alan walks in, nervously clutching a paper bag. ALAN:Charlie, why do you always drag me to this place?…
Alan’s Hypochondria Sends Him to the Hospital — Chaos Ensues!
COLD OPEN – Alan is pacing nervously, clutching a clipboard of forms. Charlie lounges in a chair, flipping through a magazine titled “Modern Nurses.” Jake is eating vending machine Cheetos.…
Old Flames, Young Crashes
COLD OPEN – Jake is sitting on the couch, texting and grinning. Alan walks in with a stack of unpaid bills. ALAN:Jake, homework first — then texting your little… Fortnite…
A Life Coach Tried to Fix Alan… Even He Couldn’t Do It
Charlie is sipping coffee in his silk robe. Jake is eating cereal straight from the box. Alan walks in, way too enthusiastic. ALAN:Morning, family! Big news! CHARLIE:Let me guess. You…
Charlie Warned Him… But Alan Still Blew the Date
Charlie is sipping whiskey at noon. Jake is on the couch playing video games. Alan walks in, dressed suspiciously cool — new jeans, button-down shirt, and way too much cologne.…
“When Money Breaks Family: The Night She Took Her Niece”
The night is quiet. A WOMAN (the aunt) is seen cautiously approaching the front door of her sister’s house. Her face is tense, determined. She quietly opens the door and…
After 3 Rejections, You Won’t Believe Who Showed Up!
Narrator (voiceover):She thought this would be the start of something beautiful. But the first man said, “Sorry, you’re not what I’m looking for.” Cut to second man, shaking his head:“We…